bettercriminal:

scoobysnacked:

how do you politely ask for the wifi password

#shuffle up next to them as they’re sitting on their laptop #go within very close proximity until you make them the least bit uncomfortable #slowly move your finger as you point to their wifi bar at the top of their screen #lean in close #and whisper: #WHATCHA GOT THERE (via)

shrek one:  bad
shrek two:  the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three:  bad
shrek four:  bad

My name is pool of the death.

My name is pool of the death.

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

scotlmccall:

girls don’t want boys girls want the wardrobe of lydia martin

Jack Falahee by Nicholas Maggio for OUT Magazine (September 2014)

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